youparklikeacunt: More topical japery! “Merry Christmas, your present is a parking space - just for you!” Hope Santa Claus comes down your chimney and empties his sherry-soaked sack all of your face, you cunt. Not once, but twice!
youparklikeacunt: “St Helen’s on Christmas Eve. Seasons greetings from a cunt in a Mercedes!” Jingle Bellend. The pride one feels when their town appears on this!